Hi, Meet The Indestructibles

We’ve all heard the fact about cockroaches being indestructible. After you squish them, sever their heads and feelers you should light them on fire. Or they won’t die. You can kill one of them and walk away, only to find a few hours later that its no longer there. They’re the only organisms that would survive a nuclear apocalypse.

This is fact.

I’ve discovered something stronger than cockroaches. And diamonds.

And that is: a McDonalds happy meal toy.

Don’t believe me? The next time you have a Happy Meal from the fast food giant, take out the toy and try smashing it against the wall. Try running it over with your car, drumming it with a large hammer, or biting it in frustration. You will be left with the toy in your hand, or under your car, in mint condition, a few scratches notwithstanding.


Believe me, I’ve tried everything I could to break one of these plastic shelled toys. Nothing has worked. The only two things that have come close to damaging them are burning, and unscrewing. Tinkering with them or throwing them far and wide doesn’t even add a dent.


I tried smashing one of these ponies, with no results.

Therefore, I have come to the conclusion that these are the real superheroes, since they cannot in any event, be destroyed by kids.

McDonalds toys are the heroes.


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